The plastic chicken tray from Whole Foods infuriates Otto. In Germany, he says, there is none of this excessive-packaging bullshit.
I apologize on behalf of America, I say and throw the tray in the ...  [+]

I try to become liquid like she told me. I pour myself into heavy-bottomed glasses and over nubby sofas and down rucked, tan chests. I puddle onto the floor and sometimes throw myself into the wind ...  [+]